User:Blazikeye535

I have retired, please click this message and read the announcement to know why.

"OH, I THINK I CAME A BIT."

- Blazikeye535

In case you couldn't tell, I'm Blazikeye535 (formerly Seewater514 and DeciduousWater534), a Florida man. As someone who lives in Florida, I can confirm that the memes about Florida's craziness are 100% true. Click here to view my full profile.

About Me (Not Really)
Real Name: Mutahar

Gender: No Idea

Sexuality: Straight as an arrow

Weight: I'm too fat to walk anymore, punk!

Religion: Nine Divines.

Age: Stone Age

Why He Was The Greatest User Of All Time With Absolutely No Flaws Whatsoever

 * 1) His pages are absolute masterpieces, which is enough to make a grown man cry. Some examples include his pages about Pokémon Sword and Shield and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
 * 2) He put his heart and soul and dedicated nearly 500 years of his life to organizing the categories on the wikis.
 * 3) He avoids politics like the plague, and when he does provide his opinions, they're so insightful to the point where he managed to end numerous wars and other global crises.
 * 4) He created the company infobox, which miraculously saved the wikis from certain doom.
 * 5) He has an IQ so high that the number can wrap aorund the whole universe approximately 999 millinillion times.
 * 6) Because of his IQ, he knows every single video game, movie, TV show, etc. like the back of his hand.
 * 7) He is able to sense exactly who created what account, making him spot-on in detecting sockpuppets.
 * 8) He calls vandals "vandalizing street hooligans", making him the funniest person alive.
 * 9) He is the true creator of Minecraft, as he created it during a power outage in the summer of 1812 while he was carrying infants out of a burning church which was built on the back of a giant opossum.
 * 10) He is more attractive than even Shrek himself, who was considered to be the most attractive being in the universe.
 * 11) He is 11'6" tall and glows in the dark.
 * 12) He called out Complete Bullshitter for loving Alabama.
 * 13) Because of his ability to control time, he is able to block vandals within 0.00000000000000000000000001 yoctoseconds.
 * 14) He also went back in time to persuade Martin Luther King Jr. to create a movement to stand up to the unfair segregation laws back then.
 * 15) He defeated Thanos ( with the help of Shrek) to acquire the Infinity Gauntlet. He then used the Gauntlet to yeet the FANDOM leftovers on CGW, AGW and RWW out of existence.
 * 16) He is one of the only two admins on CGW to successfully evade Grust's wrath (along with ThunderKat), which goes to show how incredible of an admin he is.
 * 17) He hardly ever expresses his interests, making him not annoying in the slightest.
 * 18) He is so active that you would think he is a supercomputer or something, reaching 69,420 edits on every wiki in existence within one day of joining them.
 * 19) As shown on RWW, his criticisms towards spam-bots are very insightful, which caused them to have a change of heart and become anti-spam bots instead.
 * 20) Is the one behind the popular phrase "everything he/she has said or done".
 * 21) He is extremely strong willed, as he immediately made a full recovery from a tragedy where his sandbox on AMW died after it got turned into the page about 2020's Mulan
 * 22) *Thankfully, Masson Thief used his resurrection powers to bring the page back to life.

The Only Bad Quality

 * 1) Because of how utterly flawless he is, a lot of other users hate on him out of pure jealousy. For example, an anonymous hater made a CGW page about him that we will not link.

Pages

 * Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
 * Super Mario Bros. 2 (recreated)
 * The Outer Worlds
 * Doom Eternal
 * Final Fantasy VII Remake
 * Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
 * Super Mario Galaxy 2 (recreated)
 * Borderlands (2009) (recreated)
 * Borderlands 2 (recreated)
 * Borderlands 3