Postal 2

Postal 2 is a first-person shooter video game developed by Running with Scissors and released in 2003. It is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal.

Plot
In Postal 2, you play as a man known as "The Postal Dude" as he goes on in his everyday life doing mundane tasks (Such as picking up a paycheck, getting milk, returning a book to the library, etc.) However, when doing these tasks, everything seems to go wrong. For example, when the Dude cashes in his paycheck, the bank gets robbed and he must fight way way through it.

On Friday, after the Dude completes the last errand, the Military releases a mind-altering gas onto the town of Paradise, kickstarting the Apocalypse. As he makes his way home, cats rain from the sky and everyone is out to kill him. When the Postal Dude finally gets home however, the Bitch reminds him of her Rocky Road that he forgot since Monday. The Dude shoots himself to stop listening to her nagging.

Paradise Lost
After the events of Apocalypse Weekend, the Postal Dude and Champ are escaping from the nuclear fallout when Champ sees a stray cat on the road. Champ jumps out of the car window, giving chase back toward Paradise. Not wanting to leave his sidekick behind, the Postal Dude turns his car around in an attempt to save his misguided companion. Unfortunately his head wound starts acting up, causing him to crash his car, the blunt force knocking him unconscious as the mushroom cloud looms over.

Trapped in the depths of his mind, the Postal Dude witnesses visions of a "dark future". He awakens eleven years later from a radiation-induced coma by the outskirts of an "unfamiliar town", thus beginning the week-long search for his missing sidekick.

Gameplay
The game has 5 levels that are split into days of the week; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.

At the beginning of each day, the Dude is given several tasks or "errands" to accomplish, such as to 'get milk', 'confess sins', etc. The player can accomplish these tasks in any way desired, be it as civilly or as chaotically as possible, and can be accomplished in any order. The game also includes two extra tasks that are only activated after completing a certain errand (on Wednesday) and later if the Dude takes a piss (on Friday). After completing all the errands of that day, the Dude heads home as soon as he enters the next area (except for Friday due to the Apocalypse).

In-between tasks, the player is allowed to explore the town of Paradise, causing chaos or just moseying around. Completing errands is essential however, as some districts and areas of the town are barricaded up, thus unavailable to the player until a later day.

Overall

 * 1) Offensive, yet hilarious jokes and scenes, such as a church getting attacked by the Al-Qaeda, being able to kill Gary Coleman, gay and racial stereotypes, along with tackling on touchy subjects, like terrorism, police brutality, animal abuse, and even attacking and referencing American politician Joe Lieberman.
 * 2) Rick Hunter reprises his role as The Postal Dude, and he has lots of hilarious things to say in a badass voice.
 * 3) The town of Paradise, Arizona is open-world, with lots of places to explore.
 * 4) It is extremely violent, with tons of blood and gore and awesome ways of killing people.
 * 5) Creative and fun to use weapons, like Jerry cans, napalm launchers, scythes, sledgehammers, machetes, diseased cow heads, and even your own urine which can be useful for putting yourself out if you're burning.
 * 6) Gary Coleman makes an appearance where one of the objectives is to get his autograph.
 * 7) The "A Week in Paradise" mod (AWP) added tons of weapons and a lot of them made it to the Steam version of Postal 2.
 * 8) A very well designed fire system, where it can spread easily, and overall cause lots of chaos.
 * 9) The game allows the player to complete their tasks in any way they can. You can cause utter mayhem through the game or you can go about things like if you were a normal person. For example, one of the tasks is to get milk from the convenience store and you can either violently get in front or wait patiently with no trouble at all.
 * 10) If you find the normal weapons too boring, you can always "decorate them."
 * 11) The Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost expansions that feature more weapons, more subjects to make fun of, and overall tons of more fun.
 * 12) The Steam re-release adds the Steam Workshop and there are tons of good mods out there such as the mh:crappygames:Postal III Dude model (as you don't need to buy that disaster of a game), Project Marica (adds drivable cars) and a remake of the cut Pigeon Hunter Mission from ''Apocalypse Weekend’'!

Paradise Lost

 * 1) A lot of fan-favourite characters from the vanilla game return in Paradise Lost, along with their voice actors reprising their roles as such.
 * 2) Corey Cruise, who voiced the Dude in Postal III, reprised his role from the travesty of the game in Paradise Lost, but as the real Dude's alternate self.
 * 3) Loads of new missions, weapons, enemies and locations.
 * 4) Just like the vanilla game, it is open-world.
 * 5) The game is just as equally violent and bloody, with tons of blood and gore and awesome ways to kill people using the new weapons.
 * 6) The fire system returns and spreads just as fast as the vanilla game.
 * 7) Heavily improved hitbox scans for the Dude and the NPCs, meaning that you can now get the "RAFIBOMB!!" achievement a lot more easily as the male NPCs now react properly to being kicked in the balls.
 * 8) The game also openly mocks modern gaming practices like microtransactions and day-one patches and pop cultures like the Fallout franchise and Game of Thrones.
 * 9) Just like in the vanilla game, you can unzip your pants and openly piss on anything and anyone.
 * 10) Cat silencers make a return to the game.
 * 11) You can complete an entire mission using nothing but your piss. (You'll even get an achievement for it!)
 * 12) John Murray from the Eternal Damnation fan mod makes a cameo in the game as a mini-boss in the asylum part of the AC parts mission.
 * 13) The Hell Hole is just as terrifying as the headache sequences in Apocalypse Weekend, complete with screamings and hellish landscapes.
 * 14) There are seven snowmen hidden around the Nuclear Winter zone. Pissing on all seven of them nets you a parody of the "You know nothing, Jon Snow" meme as an achievement.

Overall

 * 1) Lots of loading times when entering new areas.
 * 2) Hit detection is just awful. Sometimes for example, when shooting someone in the head with a shotgun, the hits don't register, and can take up to four shotgun blasts just to kill someone. Thankfully, this was fixed in the Steam re-release.
 * 3) You can actually, if you choose, urinate, especially on dead bodies. This caused a great deal of controversy to the point of the game being banned in New Zealand, and for Germany to remove the game from their Steam, as the graphic depictions of urine are considered offensive in many countries even if it was an optional act for a player.
 * 4) It can crash easily. For example: Shredding a crowd with a chainsaw repeatedly. This too was also fixed in the Steam re-release.
 * 5) The police will always make the wanted system show up when you have a weapon in sight, even when you are helping them by shooting their target(s). Thankfully, their AI was improved in the Steam re-release where they now let you kill in self-defense.
 * 6) The Steam re-release lacks content from A Week in Paradise such as all of the new weapons from Eternal Damnation and M@DJ@cK@L, playable arcade games, and the School Daze level. The only thing to do is to install AWP Forever or AWP: Re-Delivered (if you're playing it with the xPatch unofficial patch) to be released in order to restore all of them.
 * 7) The AI is pretty stupid in general.
 * 8) * If you hang around for a while without using a weapon, chances are that you'll see a random pedestrian pull out their gun and try to shoot at whoever is nearby, which usually results in them being gunned down by police.
 * 9) * If you stand still while agitated cops are standing nearby, they may ask you to drop your weapon if they've seen you use it. However, they seem to have absolutely no issues with you picking it up immediately afterwards.
 * 10) * Agitate someone who's using a melee weapon. Unzip your pants and stand still while they run up to you. Piss on their face just as they're reaching you, and watch them back away with disgust, only to once again run towards you after a few seconds. Piss at them again, and watch them back away again, only to yet again start running towards you soon after. Repeat ad infinitum.
 * 11) The game has a number of bugs like when the water glitches out if you pee in it and three game-breaking bugs.
 * 12) * The base game is known for crashing, especially in its earlier pre-patch years. The game in its current Steam form still suffers from crashes, though they are mostly far and between and only tend to happen after long playtimes when loading saves after the first time.
 * 13) * In Paradise Lost, on Friday after you defeat The Bitch and return to Paradise from Hell, you are tasked to either leave Paradise or revisit and kill every faction leader in Paradise. If you go to Gary Coleman and try to kill him like the other faction leaders, sometimes you can end up killing him without triggering the check on the map, therefore tricking the game into thinking you hadn't killed Gary and therefore preventing you from getting the "Best" ending.
 * 14) * Also in Paradise Lost, at least the initial release, the marijuana plants at the herb farm on Friday lacked collision detection, making it impossible to complete the mission as they could not be harvested. This was actually patched quickly, but those who pirated the game didn't have access to the Steam patches so they suffered the glitch the worst, barring a small few who found workarounds (and even those workarounds don't work for everyone who try them).
 * 15) Due to Steam's new policies, some of the explicit achievements have to be modified when publicly featured on the game's store page:
 * 16) * The achievement artwork for "C U Next Tuesday", which spells CUNT, has a disembodied hand covering the NT with an N sign.
 * 17) * "Fuck Duck Dynasty" becomes "Duck Dynasty".
 * 18) * "Cesar Milan is gay" becomes "Cesar Milan is very happy".
 * 19) * The achievement artwork for "Scientology Level: OT VIII", which features 2 men having gay sex, is replaced with a meme picture of Tom Cruise (a known Scientologist) happily flexing his wealth while chomping on a cigar.
 * 20) * The achievement artwork for "It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog", which features a dog giving his master a blowjob, is replaced with Champ happily looking at a jar of peanut butter.
 * 21) * The achievement artwork for "One time, at band camp...", which features 2 penis-shaped recorder flutes, is replaced with a woman playing a regular recorder flute.
 * 22) * "Gary vs. A Giant Penis" becomes "Gary vs. The K. Man" and its achievement artwork, which features a man riding a penis with a knife, is replaced with Gary fighting against Krotchy.

Paradise Lost

 * 1) Just like the vanilla game, it still suffers from several bugs and can crash on certain occasions.
 * 2) Gary Coleman makes a re-appearance in the game, but because of his passing prior to the DLC's release, his voice samples from the vanilla game are recycled.
 * 3) The original voice actors for The Bitch, Uncle Dave and Krotchy do not reprise their roles in Paradise Lost. At least the replacement actor for Krotchy was the closest to the former.
 * 4) The boss fight against Two-Ears, the leader of the Bandits in their Hideout, is very easy as his minions are extremely easy to set aflame with just a spray of aerosol flamethrower and he can be put down by a few well-placed Sawed-Off Shotgun rounds.
 * 5) The miniboss fight against John Murray is a lot easier than Two-Ears' boss fight as he can be put down with a revolver execution.
 * 6) The pizza slices now only heal one HP instead of the normal five HP from the vanilla game due to them being found almost exclusively in toilets.
 * 7) Due to Steam's new policies, some of the explicit achievements have to be modified when publicly featured on the game's store page:
 * 8) * The achievement artwork for "Rain on your Wedding Day", which features a groom pissing on his bride, has the groom cropped out.
 * 9) * "Ape Rape" becomes "Ape Gape".
 * 10) * "Dick Massage" becomes "Dick Message".
 * 11) * "Bitches Love Cake" becomes "Ladies Love Cake".
 * 12) * "Reddit's Famous Double Dongs" becomes "Getting DP'd" and its achievement artwork, which features the infamous picture of u/doubledickdude's 2 penises (please, DON'T look it up), is replaced with a soccer mum holding 2 M16s by their barrels.

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