Blog:(Joke Blog) An Analysis of Angel City from Juiced and Juiced: Eliminator

Based on my experiences playing Juiced (mostly the PSP version, Eliminator), I present to you this oversimplified summary of the crews in Angel City (where the game takes place).

Problems with the crews:

1. They are addicted to gambling (if you use racing for pinks as an allegory for gambling).

2. Won't take no for an answer.

3. Can't tolerate a single scratch on their car.

4. Stupid respect system based on all the above.

For problems related to Angel City itself:

5. Cars sold here handle like they're driving on ice, especially rear-wheel drive cars.

6. No police (THQ says street racing's legal in Angel City, but I think otherwise.) here.

7. They write with slanted letters.

8. Lack of choice for wheels and body parts for cars (who the hell are NU:UK, StreetTweaks and Zychos, anyway?).