Blog:Ranking Every Vehicle In Mario Kart Wii

What's up, guys. I'm HammerBro101 here, and today, I'm going to rank every single vehicle in Mario Kart Wii.

Number 36: Bit Bike/Nano Bike
Starting off this list is the Bit Bike, which is an outside drift bike. This vehicle fails in the two most important stats, which are speed and weight. It is the slowest vehicle in the game, meaning that if you're far behind, you'll struggle to keep up with other vehicles. The low speed is also problematic while trying to hold a lead. Not to mention it's the second lightest vehicle in the game behind the Quacker. It gets pushed around like crazy. One good thing about the vehicle is that it has the best handling stat in the game, but handling is the least important stat in the game.

Number 35: Quacker
Speaking of the Quacker, our first inside drifting bike takes this spot. It's a bit higher than the Bit Bike because it drifts inwards, but it's still slow as molasses and is the lightest vehicle in the game. It has the best acceleration in the game, but acceleration doesn't matter that much because of stand still mini-turbos, so what's the point?

Number 34: Booster Seat/Baby Booster
Up next is our first kart on the list, the Booster Seat. Just like the Bit Bike and Quacker, the Booster Seat fails to satisfy speed and weight. However, it is a bit faster and weighs as much as the Jet Bubble (the heaviest small bike in the game), which I will get to later.

Number 33: Sugarscoot/Bon Bon
Here is our first medium vehicle, the Sugarscoot. It is the slowest and lightest medium vehicle in the game, and it has below average drift. Yup, it's lighter than the Tiny Titan (the heaviest small vehicle in the game), but just like the Jet Bubble, I'll get to that vehicle later on the list. However, its good handling kind of makes up for it, as well as its acceleration.

Number 32: Zip Zip/Rapide
The Zip Zip is a bit faster and heavier, but it still has poor drift and is also rather light. Also, it isn't really that fast. However, it has good handling and off-road.

Number 31: Wario Bike
Next up is the first large vehicle on the list: the Wario Bike. While it is the heaviest bike in the game, it is the slowest large vehicle in the game and has terrible drift. Not to mention this is an outside drifting bike.

Number 30: Offroader
The next vehicle is also the first large kart: the Offroader. It's basically the Wario Bike, but slightly faster and heavier. However, it has the worst drifting among all karts in the game.

Number 29: Phantom
Here is the most infamous vehicle in the game: the Phantom. It best stats are its weight, handling, and off-road, but it has the worst drift stat in the game and drifts outwards, making it clunky to control. It weighs the same as the Wild Wing (the heaviest medium vehicle in the game), but I'll cover that vehicle down the line.

Number 28: Jet Bubble/Bubble Bike
Our next inside drift bike is the Jet Bubble. It's basically the Quacker, but with more speed and weight. In fact, as mentioned previously, it is the heaviest small bike in the game, weighing the same as the Booster Seat. Its other stats are below average to average.

Number 27: Standard Bike S
The Standard Bike S claims the next spot on this list. Its speed is tied with the Offroader, and it is the third lightest vehicle in the game. However, its other stats range are pretty decent.

Number 26: Cheep Charger
The Cheep Charger only claims mid-low spot on this list because of its weight. It is the lightest kart in the game, but thankfully, it's heavier than its bike counterpart, the Quacker.

Number 25: Magikruiser
Next up is the Magikruiser. This bike has the best off-road in the game, but it is very light and has below average drift.

Number 24: Classic Dragster/Nostalgia 1
Did you miss seeing karts up to this point? Well, the Classic Dragster has you covered for this next spot. Its speed matches that of the Wario Bike, but its average weight and good acceleration make up for it.

Number 23: Mini Beast/Concerto
The Mini Beast is one of the more average karts. It has good speed, drift, and mini-turbo, but its acceleration and handling hold it back. It also weighs the same as the Sugarscoot, the lightest medium vehicle in the game.

Number 22: Standard Kart S
The only reason the Standard Kart S is higher than the Standard Bike S is the fact that it's faster and heavier, though its speed matches the Zip Zip, and its weight matches the Blue Falcon.

Number 21: Super Blooper/Turbo Blooper
Up next is the lightest medium kart in the game, the Super Blooper. It has good speed and off-road, but it has terrible drift and below average acceleration and handling.

Number 20: Standard Bike M
The Standard Bike M has pretty average stats, but its biggest problem is its below average weight. It weighs the same as the Mach Bike.

Number 19: Tiny Titan/Rally Romper
The Tiny Titan is what I find to be the second best small kart in the game. It has decent speed and the second best off-road in the game, and it is the heaviest small vehicle in the game, weighing the same as the Zip Zip. However, it has a poor drift stat that matches both the Zip Zip and Spear, the latter of which will be covered later.

Number 18: Daytripper/Royal Racer
Aside from being the slowest large kart in the game and having below average drift, the Daytripper has otherwise decent to good stats, with its best stat being its handling.

Number 17: Standard Kart M
The Standard Kart M is basically the most balanced kart in the game stats-wise. If you're a basic person, try using this kart.

Number 16: Standard Bike L
The Standard Bike L gets points for having decent speed and weight, but around average for other stats.

Number 15: Shooting Star/Twinkle Star
The Shooting Star is easily the best outside drifting bike in the game. It has decent speed and weight, as well as good drift and mini-turbo. However, it is the lightest large vehicle in the game, and it weighs the same as the Sprinter, which again, I'll cover later on this list.

Number 14: Dolphin Dasher
This is basically the Super Blooper, but with mostly better stats and inside drift. However, it has the worst drift stat among all inside drift bikes in the game.

Number 13: Sneakster/Nitrocycle
Here is the Sneakster, the fastest medium bike in the game. It weighs the same as the Super Blooper, but its other stats are low.

Number 12: Blue Falcon
Here is my favorite small kart in the game, the Blue Falcon. It has good speed, as well as semi-decent drift. However, it is rather light and has below average stats, with its worst stat being its off-road.

Number 11: Wild Wing
The Wild Wing almost gets top 10 for being the heaviest medium vehicle in the game and having good speed, drift, and mini-turbo. However, it has poor acceleration, handling, and off-road.

Number 10: Standard Kart L
The Standard Kart L stands strong with its decent speed and good weight stats. However, its other stats are mostly below average.

Number 9: Flame Flyer
The Flame Flyer is the kart version of the Flame Runner, which will be covered in just a bit. It's very fast and heavy, while also having decent drift and mini-turbo. However, what holds it back is its acceleration.

Number 8: Piranha Prowler
The Piranha Prowler is worthy of a high spot for being the heaviest vehicle in the game and being fast. However, its other stats are below average.

Number 7: Sprinter/B Dasher Mk 2
My favorite medium kart in the game is the Sprinter. It is the fastest medium vehicle in the game, and it has a decent weight stat. However, its poor handling and below average drift hold it back.

Number 6: Honeycoupe/Dragonetti
The Honeycoupe is the kart version of the Shooting Star. It has similar stats to the Shooting Star, but it is much heavier.

Number 5: Bullet Bike
Easily the best small vehicle in the game. It has a good speed stat, as well as the best drift and mini-turbo in the game. It also drifts inwards, which is a nice bonus.

Number 4: Spear/Torpedo
Next up is the fastest bike in the game, the Spear. Despite its poor drift stat, it's still manageable with its inside drift, though it's basically Easy Mode compared to the Jetsetter, with which it shares its weight stat.

Number 3: Jetsetter/Aero Glider
Speaking of which, the Jetsetter is a really underrated challenge kart and is my favorite kart in the game. It gets the edge over the Spear for being the fastest vehicle in the game.

Number 2: Mach Bike
The Mach Bike is considered by many to be the best medium vehicle in the game, and I can see why. It has good mini-turbo and drift, and it has a good speed stat. However, its below average weight holds it back from the #1 spot.

Number 1: Flame Runner/Bowser Bike
If you've seen Mario Kart Wii vehicles, you know the most popular vehicle is the Flame Runner. Its drift and mini-turbo may not be as good as that of the Mach Bike, but it makes up for it by being faster and way heavier. This is most people's go to combo when they play Mario Kart Wii, and not taking the luck based factors into consideration, it basically turns the game into Easy Mode, just like the Spear to an extent.